omFG RIGHt ok i’m in the lounge just minding my own business when my brothers friend comes in and starts talking to me about the hunting trip they’re taking in the bush this weekend

and i’m just nodding and not really listening when completely out of the blue he’s like

‘i’m gonna rape your brother’

and everything just stops and i turn to him really slowly and just stare at him for ages

and then he starts laughing hysterically and ambles off pretending to have a limp like jfC WHAt kiND oF PEOple ARe mY BRothERs friENDs wiTH OMFg